The Real Life Scenario Survival Handbook

the long version

If you already know:How to escape from quicksandHow to wrestle an angry mountain lionbut are lacking in the more mundane life skills, such as:How to fend of a market researcher in the streetHow to extract your leg from a randy dogthis book is here to help. Never again need you fear such modern-day crises as accidentally ingesting a Railtrack sandwich, forgetting the punchline of a rude joke, giving a wedding speech, getting your skirt stuck in your pants or admitting ownership of a phone with an embarrassing ringtone.