I'm dangerous...I'm not gonna lie

the long version

"Celebrate the art of living loud with the sassiest, smartest, hottest gift book from Erin Smith--a hip, irreverent visual artist with a nationally distributed gift line and a unique, pitch-perfect look--comes a mash-up of art, essays, and laugh-out-loud observations designed to find humor in the everyday mundane. Includes hilarious make-your-day quotes like: "The super girl cape is in the laundry...you'll just have to take my word for it." "I'm so damn happy it's like discovering blue cheese olives all over again." "As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch-your-wings-and-fly type, I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind." ...and many more!"--Author's website.