Submarine

the long version

Hello. I’m Oliver Tate, the protagonist. I am likely to use a word like protagonist and, moments later, a word like twonk. My ambitions are as follows: 1. To find out why my father sometimes stays in bed for days at a time. 2. to find out why my mother’s getting surfing lessons — and probably more — from a hippy-looking twonk. 3. To lose my virginity before it becomes legal — in just over a year.I am monitoring my parents’ intimacy via the dimmer switch in their bedroom. I know when they have be